You tell me: did I actually do something for Science Fair? Or did they just use my studious-looking mug to advertise it? As a math-science major, I’d surely have been expected to participate.

If I submitted a project, I can’t for the life of me remember what it was. And it can’t have been good enough to win a prize. Else I’d have some pictures or other memorabilia. Or at least a concrete recollection…