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A comparative digression on French and Belgian cooking
Please don’t get me wrong: I yield to nobody in my general admiration of French cuisine (it’s their word, after all). Particularly the wonderful downscale regional varieties that you can find (or at least could, back de mon vivant1) in workingmen’s rural cafés and little concession eateries in small-town train stations. That said and truly said, candor obliges me to report that the French really don’t know how to make ice cream. Nor what we almost oxymoronically call French fries. The Belgians do both jobs at a celestial level. I always found French glace to be watery, overpriced, and served with unbecoming stinginess. And the less said about French frites,2 the more nearly charitable. 1“When I was alive.” The kids in Rennes got a huge kick out of my use of this expression. They’d go to correct my unidiomatic French and then do a double-take, as it dawned that I meant it ironically. 2The French pronounce it “freet.” Their pathetic product (nearly as bad as its American counterpart) doesn’t deserve the same name as the supernal Belge “fritt,” cooked in hot beef fat and pronounced with the Germanic short-i sound that Metropolitan French doesn’t have. Wallon French in and near Belgium, on the other hand, cherishes its own phonology. Liège in 1963 was blessed with crowds of pushcart “fritt” vendors, where for ten Belgian francs (about a dime) you could obtain (to your waistline’s detriment) a double sheet of newspaper, rolled into a cone, and filled with searing hot “fritts,”, fresh from the grease and topped with your choice of sauces. My favorite was always aïoli (hand-made, dark yellow garlic mayonnaise). They gave the name of “sauce américaine” to what seemed to be an odd mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup, with a bit of cayenne pepper. |
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